Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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