shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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