Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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