Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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