so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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