i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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