I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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