then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
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It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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