So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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