i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
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Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
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