i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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