Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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