don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
So many bounce houses so little time
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I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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