Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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it glows. i had to have it.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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