escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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