I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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