no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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