Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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