Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
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You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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