I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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