is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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