just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Randomize
