I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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