glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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