I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
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I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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