i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You've changed since you got that strap on
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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