I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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