i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
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He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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