The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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