I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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