I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
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there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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