I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
