bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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