Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Text me some of your sweat
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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