I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
There are leaves in my underwear?
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