haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
not ubering you a puppy
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