shes about as inviting as chlamydia
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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