That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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