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(402): View more from Nebraska

he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.

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(360): View more from Washington

True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?

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(315): View more from New York

There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.

(440): View more from Ohio

its Wednesday...

(315): View more from New York

they're reeeeeally big trays

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(901): View more from Tennessee

mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar

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(989): View more from Michigan

I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.

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