he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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