I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me