Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
so much tequila, so little girl.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.