Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina