lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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