he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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