so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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