Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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