is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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