We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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