Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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