So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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