she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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