As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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