Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I am spending my child support on dildos
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
My feet surprised me
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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