We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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