This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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