Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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