I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
PANTIES FOUND
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